Am I a Dumbass?

So, last night I get this message on my blog (it’s at the end of my commentary).  I read through and I’m left wondering: Really??  Does it say dumbass across my forehead or something?

Now, I know I’m completely oblivious and don’t realize a guy is interested until he actually tells me outright, but this is just so stupid and so obviously fake.

Do you really believe that I even think this is real?  It’s “free” and yet I’m supposed to just give away my credit card information??  Whatever!!You picked the wrong girl.  I’m far too analytical and smart to fall for this crap.  Don’t spam me again with this garbage. >(

“Anonymous asked you:

Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushma********** (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile ‘gottaget****’ (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we’ll hang soon. You need a C C but its free”