Am I a Dumbass?

So, last night I get this message on my blog (it’s at the end of my commentary).  I read through and I’m left wondering: Really??  Does it say dumbass across my forehead or something?

Now, I know I’m completely oblivious and don’t realize a guy is interested until he actually tells me outright, but this is just so stupid and so obviously fake.

Do you really believe that I even think this is real?  It’s “free” and yet I’m supposed to just give away my credit card information??  Whatever!!You picked the wrong girl.  I’m far too analytical and smart to fall for this crap.  Don’t spam me again with this garbage. >(

“Anonymous asked you:

Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushma********** (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile ‘gottaget****’ (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we’ll hang soon. You need a C C but its free”

My Big Toe

Ready for another one of my “I’m a major klutz” stories?  It has been awhile, you know?!?! :)

My room gets pretty cold so I use a space heater, this one in the picture actually.  Anyway,  this past weekend I got out of bed and somehow caught my foot inside the wiring that is at the bottom of this space heater.  It hurt so bad!!!  I was hopping around the room, yelling “Fuc…” uhh… “Frick! Frick! Frick!” ;)  My right big toe is now bruised so badly I can’t walk on it and I even have a cut. 

I told this story to my son and he says to me, “Mom, that could only happen to you!”  Ahh, my son is so right; he knows me well!

Being a klutz is painful, but I sure do get good stories out of my misadventures that I can share with you guys! :) 

Snuggle Time

  • Friend A (her FB status update about her sons): Both boys fell asleep on me about 2 hours ago, Jason won't be home until 1ish :( lame
  • Friend B says: I hope you don't have to pee.
  • HAHA I was laughing so hard at that! What makes it even funnier is that Friend B did not put any smilies, lols, or hahas.

There are a lot of women getting upset over this commercial; frankly, I don’t know why. Why is it wrong for a company to have a target audience? Did you get upset when GoGirl came out and was target to only women? Does it upset you when Secret deodorant says that it’s “strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?” How about that Diet Coke commercial from a few years ago where the women all gather at the window to watch a (very hot) construction worker take off his shirt and drink a Diet Coke on his break? Did that offend you? This commercial did not use any barely clothed women to sell its soda like Carls Jr. has done to sell its burgers. So, I just do not understand the outrage over this commercial. I thought it was funny, and I think it’s high time there were diet drinks designed specifically with men in mind.