February 2012
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Bird Crap
So, last night I went to see my brother and a friend perform at a club in Sacramento. When the night was over, I went out to my car to leave only to discover an obscene amount of bird crap all over my car. GROSS!!! I get in my car only to see a dang flyer under my windshield wiper. I get out of my car, grab it, get back in and look at real quick only to...
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Serial Obsessor
Serial Obsessor—by Alicia Bates
There she is.
She’s late.
I hate when she’s late.
Venti Peppermint Tuxedo, non-fat, and no whipped cream.
I get it ready for her, making sure it is the perfect temperature.
Not too hot. I don’t want her to scald that perfect tongue.
Perfect tongue.
Licking perfect lips.
On a perfect face.
I make sure that when I present the coffee to her, her hand has to...
